The Ageless Wizard

fishingboatproceeds: David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:29:04 -0400

David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.

And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.

A friend just lent me her entire Ouran High School Host Club manga box set so if I’m not on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:25:24 -0400

A friend just lent me her entire Ouran High School Host Club manga box set so if I’m not on much that’s why.

I should watch Game of Thrones.

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:37:47 -0400

I should watch Game of Thrones.

You can be the pitcher, I’ll be your catcher.

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:28:42 -0400

praefinicky:

brosbutt:

johnegbertsarms:

meninsocks:

reblogging this again because it is seriously the sexiest thing I have ever witnessed and there aren’t words for how much want this stirs in me.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

*LICKS LIPS*

practicalandyetappropriate: mexican-lassiter: R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL! I’m...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:49:12 -0400

practicalandyetappropriate:

mexican-lassiter:

R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!

I’m Amber!

Brad!

Tammy!

Fender!

Brenda!

Sketch!

Shelly!

IQ!

Lou Ann!

And I’m

JAVERT

I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.

madeupmonkeyshit: every time i log off

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:47:48 -0400

madeupmonkeyshit:

every time i log off

fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:47:03 -0400

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

charlie-bennet: pondermoofin: bostar27: eridansgotagirlymouth:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:45:58 -0400

charlie-bennet:

pondermoofin:

bostar27:

eridansgotagirlymouth:

emilianadarling:

natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

#MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN #YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

^^ Literally me right now.

Reblogging because of the mighty fucking comments.

These comments get better. EVERY FUCKING TIME X’D

unbearable

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:42:34 -0400

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: there should be a porn site for bringing fanfiction to life and all...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:03:07 -0400

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

there should be a porn site for bringing fanfiction to life

and all of the videos will have a link to the fic in the description

ambular-d: OMG GUYS I JUST REALIZED Somewhere out there, some random people just heard this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:01:51 -0400

ambular-d:

OMG GUYS I JUST REALIZED

Somewhere out there, some random people just heard this terrific CRASH and the ground shook underfoot

They ran outside in a panic wondering WTF just happened

There’s a huge smoking crater in their front yard, right where the creepy lawn gnome used to be

And sitting in the middle of that crater

Is this

fionapondwilliams: prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient: Asylum...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:01:24 -0400

fionapondwilliams:

prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:

~~Asylum~~ Waiting Room of the Big Three.

it’s funny because it looks like the sherlock fandom are sane here

botoxheart: pleatedjeans: Six seconds well spent. It was. It...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:59:48 -0400

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

delicate-dancing: excuse me what

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:59:05 -0400

delicate-dancing:

excuse me what

dukerawrzoflawlz: I WAS LOOKING FOR A HAIRSTYLE TO SHOW MY...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:58:40 -0400

dukerawrzoflawlz:

I WAS LOOKING FOR A HAIRSTYLE TO SHOW MY FRIEND AND I FOUND THIS ARTICLE ABOUT ANIME HAIRSTYLES HELP ME

an open letter to yahoo

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:57:53 -0400

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

braidedbelle: datsenseofhumor: if you didn’t have a crush on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:57:16 -0400

braidedbelle:

datsenseofhumor:

if you didn’t have a crush on at least 3 of them you are lying

best-of-funny: geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: ho...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:56:24 -0400

best-of-funny:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

X

toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:54:08 -0400

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.

swiftonthedownside: cityofplacidity: play-on-a-graveyard: hana...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:52:50 -0400

swiftonthedownside:

cityofplacidity:

play-on-a-graveyard:

hanari502:

quidditchcapricious:

all1sees:

holmestuckvengers:

darth-lesbatron:

goldie-loxx:

cheyennemorgan:

admiralgoose95:

It will happen.

This would be the most bittersweet movie in the world.

Oh my god.

want

i would cry

I will cry myself into an early grave.

OMG WHAT IF

I’m tearing up just thinking about it oh my god

and all the potterheads would just be like forty or fifty years old sitting in the movie theater with their kids and grandkids if you’re that old and we’ll all just be crying at the screen and we’ll all get wierd looks from our kids because there are like a thousand old people crying because professor snape said turn to page 394.

and we’ll just all sob and hold each other

I’ll bring the tissues.

these are my legit headcanons if emma watson isn’t mcgonagall i’ll be really fucking upset