I should watch Game of Thrones. 

praefinicky:

brosbutt:

johnegbertsarms:

meninsocks:

reblogging this again because it is seriously the sexiest thing I have ever witnessed and there aren’t words for how much want this stirs in me.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

*LICKS LIPS*

(Source: einercristop)

practicalandyetappropriate:

mexican-lassiter:

R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!

I’m Amber!

Brad! 

Tammy!

Fender!

Brenda!

Sketch!

Shelly!

IQ!

Lou Ann!

And I’m 

JAVERT

I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.

madeupmonkeyshit:

every time i log off

(Source: 2000ish)

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

charlie-bennet:

pondermoofin:

bostar27:

eridansgotagirlymouth:

emilianadarling:

natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

 #MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN #YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

^^ Literally me right now.

Reblogging because of the mighty fucking comments.

These comments get better. EVERY FUCKING TIME X’D

unbearable

(Source: quellary)

(Source: payinginmynaivety)

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

there should be a porn site for bringing fanfiction to life

and all of the videos will have a link to the fic in the description

ambular-d:

OMG GUYS I JUST REALIZED

Somewhere out there, some random people just heard this terrific CRASH and the ground shook underfoot

They ran outside in a panic wondering WTF just happened

There’s a huge smoking crater in their front yard, right where the creepy lawn gnome used to be

And sitting in the middle of that crater

Is this

fionapondwilliams:

prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:

Asylum Waiting Room of the Big Three.

it’s funny because it looks like the sherlock fandom are sane here

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

delicate-dancing:

excuse me what

(Source: sytycdphotosets)

dukerawrzoflawlz:

I WAS LOOKING FOR A HAIRSTYLE TO SHOW MY FRIEND AND I FOUND THIS ARTICLE ABOUT ANIME HAIRSTYLES HELP ME

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

braidedbelle:

datsenseofhumor:

if you didn’t have a crush on at least 3 of them you are lying

(Source: mydollyaviana)